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first name Erik
last name Poitras
player? yes
referee? no
other? no
height
weight 67 lbs
date of birth December 31, 1969
Home town Nova Scotia, Slovakia
status ACTIVE

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Biography

The rink rumbled...crowd restless...breast milk erupting from the eager womens chest as they awaited to get one look at the phenom everyone has been talking about...they only got Erik.  Everyone said he wouldn't amount to anything...boy did he show them.  He is now the 2 time dirt star eating champion at the dirty dirt road strip club and sperm bank.

He is without a doubt the Patrick swayze of the team.  You can always find two womens in his room...mrs.buttersworth and Aunt Jemima...both women help keep his sheets rather hard and sticky.  He has been known to spy on fellow teammates while courting with beautiful women in his ford fiesta on certain said players properties.  He has single handedly proved that all the senior women at the waterbury senior center have still have the kindest mouths and that they still serve a purpose.

Erik "Mr.Hustle" , is not ashamed to speak of where his athletic edge comes from...breast milk.  Breast milk has effected the waterbuiry wings pretty deep as we are not allowed to volunteer in the maternity ward at CVH due to allogations of Erik milk doping.  He is probably the most coachable players on the wings, always listening to the coaches pregame speeches about how to score on an empty net, unlike that douche Thompson.  Usually pretty modest on the ice, but do not fuck with him as he is the only person in the league with balls enough to to hit a volunteer ref.  God Bless!